- People who were unkind and rude before they moved away and then come back to town and want to stop by and chat. I escaped this not long ago.
Anything I have attempted to cook--it's either burned, tough, rubbery, tasteless or disgusting in any number of other ways.
- Born Agains who talk your ear off about how perfectly holy they are while having zero respect for anyone else on the planet with a different perspective.
- A roach scurrying across any room in my house like they own the place. It's been a while, but unfortunately it's a fact of life in Florida. It's the only living thing I hate.
- Alex Trebek. Thank goodness it's not too likely. (Picture me saying that in a French accent.)
- Anyone who remembers my name when I can't remember theirs. I feel terrible.
- The 3rd carpeted stair from the top when I'm carrying a cup of coffee. I tripped on it and nearly busted my ass at work a few days ago. Luckily the coffee didn't stain and I didn't die.
- A clan of Father, Brother and Husband if they return from a fishing excursion with no fish.
Anyone who frequently uses the expression "You're a real rock star." It was cute at first, but come on, really?
- Trees that look like this:
Anyone know what kid of tree that is? I photographed it at Marie Selby Botanical Gardens but can't remember what it is. Remembering not to bump up against it would be important.
9 comments:
I can relate to several of those listed. You've got to feel sorry for that tree. It couldn't possibly have many friends.
I can see a lawsuit in that third stir from the top. Tread carefully, Mixedre!
It looks like a very angry tree.
I can relate to a few as well :)
Btw, I must admit I didn't get it right away and was wondering how come I managed to start following a new blog without ever reading it lol
Who is Alex Trebek?
It looks like Kat B is the inventor of that tree! Golly, could anyone be more obnoxious than Trebec? Although I am sure he is scripted to a degree he manages to make really smart people feel stupid.
Alex Trebek is the host of Jeopardy. Though I'm sure he's a smart guy, his manner is pretty stuffy. He seems to like to make people feel like dummies.
I like your list but you're a little one-sided in some of your thinking. My thoughts:
Number two really sounds like number two.
Number three would never bother me if I had Alien Mind's weapon. I'd help those Born Again-ers get to eternity faster.
Roaches are one of nature's gifts. They help keep your house clean.
Does anyone beside Alek Trebek like Alek Trebek? Maybe he's a reincarnated professor of the old school when professors were supposed to be disdaining.
I don't see the name thing as a problem because I can't remember my own name most of the time and I don't get upset with myself.
I thought you were going to say "luckily the coffee didn't SPILL". Then I would have recommended you for a job with my friends in the Cirque de Soleil.
I don't respect wimpy fishermen either. Real men aren't supposed to come home until they have a decent catch to throw on the table.
You must be a tree hugger to express such dislike for a tree that nature designed to protect itself from it's enemies without intervention from do-gooders. I'll bet Alien Mind understands what this tree is all about.
Thanks for the opportunity to set you straight on a few matters that ordinarily don't get adequate consideration from both sides.
Notary Sojac
Smokie Stover
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