Sea Bond Commercial = Bad Mood

One slip of the channel changer resulting in a land on this, and it's bad mood Gropius. It's like a vengeful advertising firm did a pro bono job for a client's friend...a client who screwed them over. They set out to make the most annoying commercial of all time, featuring the blood curdling singing of a drunk senior trio.

Tell me it's not just me. As you board Cruise Ship Annoying, imagine how many times this was filmed to get it right. (True, it looks like this was captured on a single, spontaneous round.) But if it was anything otherwise, someone earned their silver stars on the set.

One positive attribute: it's over in a jiff. Like a gunshot, it spares us from the slow torture of something more enduring. The memory of the ringing, nagging jingle remains, however, for a long, long time.