Good Gropius: I am so grateful to have all of the things I have in my life, like a job and all of the millions of commitments in my weekly life.
Bad Gropius: Dude. I'm totally ready for a change--like, I've had it up to here. And "here" is 4,562 feet up in the air. I am SO over it.
Good Gropius: It's so nice to see everyone getting a chance, even when I'm completely getting a reeking end of the stick.
Bad Gropius: What the f is going on here? It's completely not fair that this is happening. Good Gropius, you're a complete idiot for putting up with it.
Good: Truly, it's wonderful to see the beautiful rain returning to the earth to restore the balance of water for our living creatures.
Bad: Is it really going to rain the whole damn weekend? I spent the last 5 days inside, slaving away, and now that I can enjoy the great outdoors, look at what happens.
Good: Things may seem super annoying now, but it's all part of the plan. Just relax and know that everything happens for a reason.
Bad: Are you freaking serious, Good Gropius? Get a life.
3 comments:
Heh - love that last one! I tell myself to get a life all the time!
you have literally read my mind. I have that same battle in my mind daily
Do I dare tell you that Mercury is in retrograde again?
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