Unmotivated individual with zero personality, lack of accountability and proficiency in making excuses sought to lead school. Prefer a male with demonstrated history of squishing creative, out of the box teaching methods. Must have proven track record of unresponsiveness to concerned parents and leading by example in the field of "do nothing, be nothing." Education: B.S. required. Piss ants are encouraged to apply. Deadline: December 1. Only applications received after this deadline will be considered.
Yes, my friends, this is the employment ad that at least two Manatee school principals answered, landing them jobs overseeing the educational institutions where our kids spend their Wonder years. I'm so over it. What's up with this?
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LOL - I love your description
oh gropius, so sorry that such dorks still wield the power in our schools. i thought we'd gotten away from the miserable cliche "those that can do; those that can't teach" er "run the teachers"... it's clear that your issues aren't going to get a sympathetic ear this year. you'll have to try other tactics, i'm afraid. btw, you missed a real cf of events this morning! you've heard of "right church, wrong pew"? well we had the wrong church and the wrong time and the wrong directions! only thing we got right was the sunday part! quite accidentally found the building while looking for breakfast an hour later...and the service hadn't even started yet! lovely bells. darn weird to be the only non-celebrants of the trinity in the audience!!!!!
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