- My car suddenly seems invisible on U.S. 41, since a variety of motorists insist on merging right into my lane and on top of me, forcing me to slam on breaks, swerve and honk like a mad woman?
- The wavy words I have to type to prove my legitimacy when posting blog comments and reserving tickets are getting so distorted that I have to try several times in order to get them right? Half of the featured "words" are the strangest things I've ever seen and I have no idea what graffiti stained rock they were dragged out from.
- I have weight loss mavens and women who are doing terribly racing things following me on Twitter? Blocking them is time consuming and I'm wondering how in the world I attracted them in the first place, with my unoffensive tweets about environmental news, social media and the Rays. Honestly.
- Whenever I finally get enough motivation to exercise at night, boom: there's a thunderstorm? Don't get me wrong, I know it's late summertime in Florida, and there will always be something comforting about low rumblings and rain, but really...
- People are still out to trip me up for being a vegetarian? No, I don't wear leather. Yes, I would freeze a Cuban tree frog because they're an exotic species destroying our wildlife. No, I don't eat anything that used to be alive. No, eggs aren't alive...they're just chicken periods, completely unfertilized. Yes, I've been a veggie for more than 6 months--17 years to be exact.
Yes, I have many questions. It's good to stay inquisitive.
3 comments:
As for reading the wavy words, maybe you need glasses. In the words of LHB,"These things happen as you get older."
Btw, my wavy word is "befemedi"
I wonder some of the same things ... you make me laugh! p.s. the wavy word below is sathrie???
what the hell is a "noriesse"
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